The greeting card people must have a hidden camera in my bedroom ... this is just like Max at 4:00 in the morning! Except he does this nearly every day, not just on my birthday.
I'm befuddled Is it just me or has anyone else noticed the following "trend" (received via email; original author unknown):
COWS & IMMIGRANTS Does anyone else find it amazing that the US government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington and then track her calves to their stalls ... but they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around the country? Maybe we should give them all a cow.
